Greeting Cards – Humor

Visual Treats cards are designed from a collection of vintage images hand sewn onto kraft paper to create frame-worthy keepsakes. Each card is presented with a matching envelope. Blank inside. 5″ x 7″ $6.50 ea.
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All I Seem To Grow Is Unwanted Hair
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Along With Hand Washing, I Should Be Washing My Potty Mouth Out With Soap
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Am I Gonna Have to Put on Pants?
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And I Had His Balls Made Into These Cute Earrings!
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And Remember, Nothing Says ‘Cheap’ Louder Than Carnations
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Are We There Yet?
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Attention Scammers! Steal My Identity And My Mom Comes With It.
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Bat Shit Karona Krazy
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Bat Shit Krazy
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But If I Really Want His Attention I Hope Up a Beer
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Children? Who Has That Kind of Time?
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Clean Hands, Filthy Mind
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Clean Hands, Filthy Mouth
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Corona Mona
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Daddy Is In The Teacher’s Lounge. Smoking Weed
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Dang. My Shoe Addiction Just Came Out Of Remission
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Did You Really Just Try To Hide A Pill In My Breakfast?
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Did You Really Just Try To Hide A Pill In My Breakfast?
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Don’t Worry. After Your Looks Are Gone You’ll Still Be A Jerk
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Don’t Worry. After Your Looks are Gone You’ll Still be Obnoxious
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Drinking is Never the Answer, But What Was the Question Again?
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Every Damn Day
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Float Like a Butterfly, Drink Like a Fish
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Fortunately, All of My Children Have Four Legs and Fur
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Friends Don’t Let Friends Dress Drunk
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Gotta Go Over Rate My Own Importance On Social Media
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Have I Told You Lately How Much I Love Me?
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Here it is! Mother’s Recipe for Jello Shooters
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Hmmm… Yoga or Xanax?
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Houseplants? I’m Growing Chickweed
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I am Not a Hoarder. I Have Collection Issues
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I Call Bullshit
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I Can Hear What You’re Thinking. It’s One of My Super Powers
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I Love Telling People What To Do
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I Should Have Known From the Swarm of Flies That He Was a Complete Shit
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I’d Like A Margarita The Size Of This Pool, Please
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I’ve Made it My Life’s Work to Avoid My Family
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It’s A ‘Stay The Hell Outta My Way’ Kinda Day
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Let’s Get Tipsy First
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Let’s Try To Find A Way To Make This Even Harder, Shall We?
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Menopausal Mona
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Mommy Is In The Teacher’s Lounge. Smoking Weed
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Mother Was Right, Pearls Go With Everything
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My Ass May be Fat But My Pedicure is Perfect
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Narcissism Is Soooo Underrated
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No, I Still Haven’t Met Any ‘Nice Girls’
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No, I Still Haven’t Met Any ‘Nice Young Men’
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Oh Good – You’re Back
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Oh Goody! Let Me Have Two Of Those Weed Brownies
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On the Internet I’m 29
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Quarantine Countdown?
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Ready For A Big Drink?
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See, it Says So in Here. Women are Always Right
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Sewing Masks? Heavens No. I’m Making Strait Jackets.
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Shhhh…. I’m Overthinking
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Sure, I Love the Fragrance of Flowers But Nothing Beats the Smell of Old Money
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Take as Needed? Yesterday I Took Five
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That Reminds Me. We Need to Refill the Flask Before We Go to Your Mother’s
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The Only Thing Holding Me Together is Elastic
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The Only Thing I Can Open Without A Password Is The Refrigerator
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The Wonder Of Your Talent Never Ceases To Amaze Me
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Wash Your Hands Like You Just Chopped Jalapenos And You Need To Take A Leak
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We Could Look That Good… With a Tan, a Tummy Tuck and a Time Machine
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Well, I’ve Ruined Their Lives. My Work Here is Finished
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Where Should We Leave Our Emotional Baggage?
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Whew! Seething With Resentment Is Exhausting!
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Why Waste Good Manners On Your Family?
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Yeah, No. Sorry. I Wish I Could But I’ve Already Taken Off My Pants
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You Had Me at ‘Booze’
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