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Greeting Cards – Humor

Visual Treats cards are designed from a collection of vintage images hand sewn onto kraft paper to create frame-worthy keepsakes. Each card is presented with a matching envelope. Blank inside. 5″ x 7″ $6.50 ea.

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All I Seem To Grow Is Unwanted Hair
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Along With Hand Washing, I Should Be Washing My Potty Mouth Out With Soap
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Am I Gonna Have to Put on Pants?
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And I Had His Balls Made Into These Cute Earrings!
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And Remember, Nothing Says ‘Cheap’ Louder Than Carnations
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Are We There Yet?
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Attention Scammers! Steal My Identity And My Mom Comes With It.
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Bat Shit Karona Krazy
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Bat Shit Krazy
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But If I Really Want His Attention I Hope Up a Beer
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Children? Who Has That Kind of Time?
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Clean Hands, Filthy Mind
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Clean Hands, Filthy Mouth
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Corona Mona
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Daddy Is In The Teacher’s Lounge. Smoking Weed
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Dang. My Shoe Addiction Just Came Out Of Remission
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Did You Really Just Try To Hide A Pill In My Breakfast?
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Did You Really Just Try To Hide A Pill In My Breakfast?
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Don’t Worry. After Your Looks Are Gone You’ll Still Be A Jerk
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Don’t Worry. After Your Looks are Gone You’ll Still be Obnoxious
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Drinking is Never the Answer, But What Was the Question Again?
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Every Damn Day
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Float Like a Butterfly, Drink Like a Fish
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Fortunately, All of My Children Have Four Legs and Fur
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Friends Don’t Let Friends Dress Drunk
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Gotta Go Over Rate My Own Importance On Social Media
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Have I Told You Lately How Much I Love Me?
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Here it is! Mother’s Recipe for Jello Shooters
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Hmmm… Yoga or Xanax?
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Houseplants? I’m Growing Chickweed
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I am Not a Hoarder. I Have Collection Issues
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I Call Bullshit
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I Can Hear What You’re Thinking. It’s One of My Super Powers
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I Love Telling People What To Do
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I Should Have Known From the Swarm of Flies That He Was a Complete Shit
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I’d Like A Margarita The Size Of This Pool, Please
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I’ve Made it My Life’s Work to Avoid My Family
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It’s A ‘Stay The Hell Outta My Way’ Kinda Day
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Let’s Get Tipsy First
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Let’s Try To Find A Way To Make This Even Harder, Shall We?
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Menopausal Mona
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Mommy Is In The Teacher’s Lounge. Smoking Weed
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Mother Was Right, Pearls Go With Everything
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My Ass May be Fat But My Pedicure is Perfect
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Narcissism Is Soooo Underrated
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No, I Still Haven’t Met Any ‘Nice Girls’
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No, I Still Haven’t Met Any ‘Nice Young Men’
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Oh Good – You’re Back
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Oh Goody! Let Me Have Two Of Those Weed Brownies
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On the Internet I’m 29
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Quarantine Countdown?
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Ready For A Big Drink?
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See, it Says So in Here. Women are Always Right
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Sewing Masks? Heavens No. I’m Making Strait Jackets.
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Shhhh…. I’m Overthinking
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Sure, I Love the Fragrance of Flowers But Nothing Beats the Smell of Old Money
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Take as Needed? Yesterday I Took Five
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That Reminds Me. We Need to Refill the Flask Before We Go to Your Mother’s
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The Only Thing Holding Me Together is Elastic
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The Only Thing I Can Open Without A Password Is The Refrigerator
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The Wonder Of Your Talent Never Ceases To Amaze Me
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Wash Your Hands Like You Just Chopped Jalapenos And You Need To Take A Leak
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We Could Look That Good… With a Tan, a Tummy Tuck and a Time Machine
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Well, I’ve Ruined Their Lives. My Work Here is Finished
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Where Should We Leave Our Emotional Baggage?
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Whew! Seething With Resentment Is Exhausting!
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Why Waste Good Manners On Your Family?
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Yeah, No. Sorry. I Wish I Could But I’ve Already Taken Off My Pants
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You Had Me at ‘Booze’
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All I Seem To Grow Is Unwanted Hair

Along With Hand Washing, I Should Be Washing My Potty Mouth Out With Soap

Am I Gonna Have to Put on Pants?

And I Had His Balls Made Into These Cute Earrings!

And Remember, Nothing Says ‘Cheap’ Louder Than Carnations

Are We There Yet?

Attention Scammers! Steal My Identity And My Mom Comes With It.

Bat Shit Karona Krazy

Bat Shit Krazy

But If I Really Want His Attention I Hope Up a Beer

Children? Who Has That Kind of Time?

Clean Hands, Filthy Mind

Clean Hands, Filthy Mouth

Corona Mona

Daddy Is In The Teacher’s Lounge. Smoking Weed

Dang. My Shoe Addiction Just Came Out Of Remission

Did You Really Just Try To Hide A Pill In My Breakfast?

Did You Really Just Try To Hide A Pill In My Breakfast?

Don’t Worry. After Your Looks Are Gone You’ll Still Be A Jerk

Don’t Worry. After Your Looks are Gone You’ll Still be Obnoxious

Drinking is Never the Answer, But What Was the Question Again?

Every Damn Day

Float Like a Butterfly, Drink Like a Fish

Fortunately, All of My Children Have Four Legs and Fur

Friends Don’t Let Friends Dress Drunk

Gotta Go Over Rate My Own Importance On Social Media

Have I Told You Lately How Much I Love Me?

Here it is! Mother’s Recipe for Jello Shooters

Hmmm… Yoga or Xanax?

Houseplants? I’m Growing Chickweed

I am Not a Hoarder. I Have Collection Issues

I Call Bullshit

I Can Hear What You’re Thinking. It’s One of My Super Powers

I Love Telling People What To Do

I Should Have Known From the Swarm of Flies That He Was a Complete Shit

I’d Like A Margarita The Size Of This Pool, Please

I’ve Made it My Life’s Work to Avoid My Family

It’s A ‘Stay The Hell Outta My Way’ Kinda Day

Let’s Get Tipsy First

Let’s Try To Find A Way To Make This Even Harder, Shall We?

Menopausal Mona

Mommy Is In The Teacher’s Lounge. Smoking Weed

Mother Was Right, Pearls Go With Everything

My Ass May be Fat But My Pedicure is Perfect

Narcissism Is Soooo Underrated

No, I Still Haven’t Met Any ‘Nice Girls’

No, I Still Haven’t Met Any ‘Nice Young Men’

Oh Good – You’re Back

Oh Goody! Let Me Have Two Of Those Weed Brownies

On the Internet I’m 29

Quarantine Countdown?

Ready For A Big Drink?

See, it Says So in Here. Women are Always Right

Sewing Masks? Heavens No. I’m Making Strait Jackets.

Shhhh…. I’m Overthinking

Sure, I Love the Fragrance of Flowers But Nothing Beats the Smell of Old Money

Take as Needed? Yesterday I Took Five

That Reminds Me. We Need to Refill the Flask Before We Go to Your Mother’s

The Only Thing Holding Me Together is Elastic

The Only Thing I Can Open Without A Password Is The Refrigerator

The Wonder Of Your Talent Never Ceases To Amaze Me

Wash Your Hands Like You Just Chopped Jalapenos And You Need To Take A Leak

We Could Look That Good… With a Tan, a Tummy Tuck and a Time Machine

Well, I’ve Ruined Their Lives. My Work Here is Finished

Where Should We Leave Our Emotional Baggage?

Whew! Seething With Resentment Is Exhausting!

Why Waste Good Manners On Your Family?

Yeah, No. Sorry. I Wish I Could But I’ve Already Taken Off My Pants

You Had Me at ‘Booze’

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