Greeting Cards – Seasonal

Visual Treats cards are designed from a collection of vintage images hand sewn onto kraft paper to create frame-worthy keepsakes. Each card is presented with a matching envelope. Blank inside. 5″ x 7″ $6.50 ea.

Postage stamp included. We’re happy to send it directly to your pal!

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Spring

Too Matchy – Matchy? Happy Fashion – Easta
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You Ate the Ears Off My Rabbit, So I Took All of Your Black Jelly Beans. Happy Easter
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Mother’s Day

Attention Scammers! Steal My Identity And My Mom Comes With It.
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Congratulations to the Newest Member of the Mother’s Day Club!
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Daily Special Includes Side Orders of Guilt and Shame
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Fortunately, All of My Children Have Four Legs and Fur
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Happy Mother’s Day From Your ‘Petite Merde’ (Little Shit)
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I Always Buy Myself a Gift for Mother’s Day. A Reward for Successful Birth Control
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Mother’s Day Wish List – Have One Of My Children Admit I Was Right
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My Dream House?
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Oh No He Di’int
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Queen for the Day
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Thanks for Everything!
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Father’s Day

Am I Gonna Have to Put on Pants?
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First National Bank of Dad
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I Can See the Family Resemblance
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Just Hit Snooze – It’s Father’s Day!
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Let Sleeping Dads Lie
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Let’s Cut to the Chase. How Much is this Going to Cost Me?
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Thanks for the Sharp Sense of Style! Happy Father’s Day
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Thanksgiving / Christmas

‘I Yam What I Yam’ – Popeye, Happy Thanksgiving
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After James Swapped His Firetruck for His Sister’s Dollhouse, He Knew He Was in for a Happy New Year
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And Don’t Forget to Hang the Man Trap – I Mean Mistletoe
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And I Want to Exchange Him for a Barbie
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And You Thought Nothing Could Beat Last Year’s Ukulele Recital. Happy Holidays
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Best if Taken in Small Doses. Do Mix With Alcohol
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Christmas Wish List – Have One Of My Children Admit I Was Right
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Dasher, Dancer, Cupid, Vixen
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Dear Santa – Please Bring Me a Case of Ritalin, a Handyman Home Vasectomy Kit, and a Mink Coat
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Definitely the Last Time I Say ‘Just Surprise Me’
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Got White Chin Whiskers? Maybe Re-think The Santa Hat
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Grudging Greetings from a Holiday Curmudgeon
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Here’s to Stretch Pants!
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Holiday Gift Shopping is So Rewarding. One for You, Two for Me!
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Hot Chocolate Or Egg Nog? Either Way, Spike It
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I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus…
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Just Add Vodka! Happy Holidaze!
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Let’s Be Naughty and Save Santa the Trip
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My Theory Of Relativity? Relatives Plus Holidays Equals Trip To The Liquor Store
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School’s Out. Ready For The Dog Days Of Christmas?
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So Can I Just Email You My List, or Would You Prefer a Text?
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That Reminds Me. We Need to Refill the Flask Before We Go to Your Mother’s
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This Year, Let’s Do a Ham Instead of Turkey
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Whoever Said ‘Comfort And Joy’ Wasn’t Wearing A Bra
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Won’t Eat Dark Meat
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You Look FABulous! Who Did Your Neck?
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Greeting Cards – Seasonal

Greeting Cards – Seasonal

Spring

Too Matchy – Matchy? Happy Fashion – Easta

You Ate the Ears Off My Rabbit, So I Took All of Your Black Jelly Beans. Happy Easter

Mother’s Day

Attention Scammers! Steal My Identity And My Mom Comes With It.

Congratulations to the Newest Member of the Mother’s Day Club!

Daily Special Includes Side Orders of Guilt and Shame

Fortunately, All of My Children Have Four Legs and Fur

Happy Mother’s Day From Your ‘Petite Merde’ (Little Shit)

I Always Buy Myself a Gift for Mother’s Day. A Reward for Successful Birth Control

Mother’s Day Wish List – Have One Of My Children Admit I Was Right

My Dream House?

Oh No He Di’int

Queen for the Day

Thanks for Everything!

Father’s Day

Am I Gonna Have to Put on Pants?

First National Bank of Dad

I Can See the Family Resemblance

Just Hit Snooze – It’s Father’s Day!

Let Sleeping Dads Lie

Let’s Cut to the Chase. How Much is this Going to Cost Me?

Thanks for the Sharp Sense of Style! Happy Father’s Day

Thanksgiving / Christmas

‘I Yam What I Yam’ – Popeye, Happy Thanksgiving

After James Swapped His Firetruck for His Sister’s Dollhouse, He Knew He Was in for a Happy New Year

And Don’t Forget to Hang the Man Trap – I Mean Mistletoe

And I Want to Exchange Him for a Barbie

And You Thought Nothing Could Beat Last Year’s Ukulele Recital. Happy Holidays

Best if Taken in Small Doses. Do Mix With Alcohol

Christmas Wish List – Have One Of My Children Admit I Was Right

Dasher, Dancer, Cupid, Vixen

Dear Santa – Please Bring Me a Case of Ritalin, a Handyman Home Vasectomy Kit, and a Mink Coat

Definitely the Last Time I Say ‘Just Surprise Me’

Got White Chin Whiskers? Maybe Re-think The Santa Hat

Grudging Greetings from a Holiday Curmudgeon

Here’s to Stretch Pants!

Holiday Gift Shopping is So Rewarding. One for You, Two for Me!

Hot Chocolate Or Egg Nog? Either Way, Spike It

I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus…

Just Add Vodka! Happy Holidaze!

Let’s Be Naughty and Save Santa the Trip

My Theory Of Relativity? Relatives Plus Holidays Equals Trip To The Liquor Store

School’s Out. Ready For The Dog Days Of Christmas?

So Can I Just Email You My List, or Would You Prefer a Text?

That Reminds Me. We Need to Refill the Flask Before We Go to Your Mother’s

This Year, Let’s Do a Ham Instead of Turkey

Whoever Said ‘Comfort And Joy’ Wasn’t Wearing A Bra

Won’t Eat Dark Meat

You Look FABulous! Who Did Your Neck?

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