Greeting Cards – Humor – Visual Treats

Greeting Cards – Humor

Visual Treats cards are designed from a collection of vintage images hand sewn onto kraft paper to create frame-worthy keepsakes. Each card is presented with a matching envelope. Blank inside. 5″ x 7″ $6.50 ea.

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…Wait Wait – Then She Says, GET OFF Of The TABLE!!!…
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All I Seem To Grow Is Unwanted Hair
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Am I Gonna Have to Put on Pants?
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And Remember, Nothing Says ‘Cheap’ Louder Than Carnations
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Attention Scammers! Steal My Identity And My Mom Comes With It.
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Bat Shit Krazy
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Busy Day Here. I Gotta Have The Arm Of This Chair Shredded By Five
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But If I Really Want His Attention I Hope Up a Beer
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Camping? Oh, Hell No
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Control A Uterus? Good Luck With That
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Did You Really Just Try To Hide A Pill In My Breakfast?
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Did You Really Just Try To Hide A Pill In My Breakfast?
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Drinking is Never the Answer, But What Was the Question Again?
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Float Like a Butterfly, Drink Like a Fish
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Fortunately, All of My Children Have Four Legs and Fur
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Friends Don’t Let Friends Dress Drunk
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Good Ol’ Days? Weren’t The 1970’s Ugly Enough The First Time?
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Hmmm… Yoga or Xanax?
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Holy Pickleball!
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I am Not a Hoarder. I Have Collection Issues
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I Call Bullshit
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I Can Drive A Stick. A Broom Stick
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I Can Hear What You’re Thinking. It’s One of My Super Powers
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I Love Telling People What To Do
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I May Have Over Bought
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I Should Have Known From the Swarm of Flies That He Was a Complete Shit
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I’d Like A Margarita The Size Of This Pool, Please
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I’ll Skip The Pedi, Just Pour Some Vodka In My Cucumber Water, Please
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I’m High A.F. Word.
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I’ve Made it My Life’s Work to Avoid My Family
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If You Don’t Keg Stand For Something, You’ll Fall For Anything.
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In Hindsight… Holy Shitsky.
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It’s A ‘Stay The Hell Outta My Way’ Kinda Day
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Lake Girls Kick Ass
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Let’s Get Tipsy First
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Marco
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Menopausal Mona
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Mother Was Right, Pearls Go With Everything
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My Ass May be Fat But My Pedicure is Perfect
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My House, My Rules
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My Idea of the Perfect Swimsuit
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My Version Of ‘Back Seat Driving’ Has Nothing To Do With Travel
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Oh Good – You’re Back
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Oh Goody! Let Me Have Two Of Those Weed Brownies
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Oh Look – It’s National Who Gives A Shit Day!
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On the Internet I’m 29
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Pickled Balls
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Ready For A Big Drink?
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See, it Says So in Here. Women are Always Right
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See, It’s Written In Stone. Men Are All Dogs
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Shhhh…. I’m Overthinking
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Sure, I Love the Fragrance of Flowers But Nothing Beats the Smell of Old Money
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Take as Needed? Yesterday I Took Five
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That Reminds Me. We Need to Refill the Flask Before We Go to Your Mother’s
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The Only Thing Holding Me Together is Elastic
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The Only Thing I Can Open Without A Password Is The Refrigerator
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The Perfect Kitchen Is On A Pickleball Court. OPA!
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The Tide Wasn’t the Only Thing that Got High
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Uh Huh… Tell It To Your Therapist
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Wash Your Hands Like You Just Chopped Jalapenos And You Need To Take A Leak
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We Could Look That Good… With a Tan, a Tummy Tuck and a Time Machine
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Well, Duh
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Well, I’ve Ruined Their Lives. My Work Here is Finished
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Where Should We Leave Our Emotional Baggage?
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Why Waste Good Manners On Your Family?
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Yeah, No. Sorry. I Wish I Could But I’ve Already Taken Off My Pants
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You Had Me at ‘Booze’
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