Greeting Cards – Humor – Visual Treats

Greeting Cards – Humor

Visual Treats cards are designed from a collection of vintage images hand sewn onto kraft paper to create frame-worthy keepsakes. Each card is presented with a matching envelope. Blank inside. 5″ x 7″ $6.50 ea.

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…Wait Wait – Then She Says, GET OFF Of The TABLE!!!…
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All I Seem To Grow Is Unwanted Hair
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Am I Gonna Have to Put on Pants?
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And Remember, Nothing Says ‘Cheap’ Louder Than Carnations
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As A Shithouse Rat
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At Last. No Need For A User Name And Password
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Attention Scammers! Steal My Identity And My Mom Comes With It.
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Bat Shit Krazy
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Busy Day Here. I Gotta Have The Arm Of This Chair Shredded By Five
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But If I Really Want His Attention I Hope Up a Beer
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Camping? Oh, Hell No
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Decaf? Ooof.
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Did I Hear A Cookie?
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Did You Really Just Try To Hide A Pill In My Breakfast?
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Did You Really Just Try To Hide A Pill In My Breakfast?
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Drinking is Never the Answer, But What Was the Question Again?
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Flat Broke Or House Broken? That Was Easy
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Float Like a Butterfly, Drink Like a Fish
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Fortunately, All of My Children Have Four Legs and Fur
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Friends Don’t Let Friends Dress Drunk
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Good Ol’ Days? Weren’t The 1970’s Ugly Enough The First Time?
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Hey! Did I Just Hear A Margarita?
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Hmmm… Yoga or Xanax?
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Holy Pickleball!
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I am Not a Hoarder. I Have Collection Issues
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I Call Bullshit
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I Can Drive A Stick. A Broom Stick
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I Can Hear What You’re Thinking. It’s One of My Super Powers
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I Love Telling People What To Do
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I May Have Over Bought
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I Should Have Known From the Swarm of Flies That He Was a Complete Shit
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I’d Like A Margarita The Size Of This Pool, Please
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I’ll Skip The Pedi, Just Pour Some Vodka In My Cucumber Water, Please
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I’m High A.F. Word.
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If You Don’t Keg Stand For Something, You’ll Fall For Anything.
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In Hindsight… Holy Shitsky.
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It’s A ‘Stay The Hell Outta My Way’ Kinda Day
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It’s Perfect! Something New To Complain About.
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Lake Girls Kick Ass
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Marco
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Menopausal Mona
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Mother Was Right, Pearls Go With Everything
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My Ass May be Fat But My Pedicure is Perfect
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My Idea of the Perfect Swimsuit
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My Version Of ‘Back Seat Driving’ Has Nothing To Do With Travel
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Of Course It’s Medicinal.
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Oh Good – You’re Back
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Oh Goody! Let Me Have Two Of Those Weed Brownies
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On the Internet I’m 29
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Pickled Balls
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Ready For A Big Drink?
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See, it Says So in Here. Women are Always Right
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See, It’s Written In Stone. Men Are All Dogs
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Shhhh…. I’m Overthinking
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Sure, I Love the Fragrance of Flowers But Nothing Beats the Smell of Old Money
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Take as Needed? Yesterday I Took Five
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That Reminds Me. We Need to Refill the Flask Before We Go to Your Mother’s
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The Only Thing Holding Me Together is Elastic
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The Only Thing I Can Open Without A Password Is The Refrigerator
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The Perfect Kitchen Is On A Pickleball Court. OPA!
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The Tide Wasn’t the Only Thing that Got High
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Uh Huh… Tell It To Your Therapist
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Wash Your Hands Like You Just Chopped Jalapenos And You Need To Take A Leak
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We Could Look That Good… With a Tan, a Tummy Tuck and a Time Machine
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Well – I’ve Ignored Their Diets. My Work Here Is Finished
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Well, Duh
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Well, I’ve Ruined Their Lives. My Work Here is Finished
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Where Should We Leave Our Emotional Baggage?
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Why Waste Good Manners On Your Family?
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Yeah, No. Sorry. I Wish I Could But I’ve Already Taken Off My Pants
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You Had Me at ‘Booze’
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…Wait Wait – Then She Says, GET OFF Of The TABLE!!!…

All I Seem To Grow Is Unwanted Hair

Am I Gonna Have to Put on Pants?

And Remember, Nothing Says ‘Cheap’ Louder Than Carnations

As A Shithouse Rat

At Last. No Need For A User Name And Password

Attention Scammers! Steal My Identity And My Mom Comes With It.

Bat Shit Krazy

Busy Day Here. I Gotta Have The Arm Of This Chair Shredded By Five

But If I Really Want His Attention I Hope Up a Beer

Camping? Oh, Hell No

Decaf? Ooof.

Did I Hear A Cookie?

Did You Really Just Try To Hide A Pill In My Breakfast?

Did You Really Just Try To Hide A Pill In My Breakfast?

Drinking is Never the Answer, But What Was the Question Again?

Flat Broke Or House Broken? That Was Easy

Float Like a Butterfly, Drink Like a Fish

Fortunately, All of My Children Have Four Legs and Fur

Friends Don’t Let Friends Dress Drunk

Good Ol’ Days? Weren’t The 1970’s Ugly Enough The First Time?

Hey! Did I Just Hear A Margarita?

Hmmm… Yoga or Xanax?

Holy Pickleball!

I am Not a Hoarder. I Have Collection Issues

I Call Bullshit

I Can Drive A Stick. A Broom Stick

I Can Hear What You’re Thinking. It’s One of My Super Powers

I Love Telling People What To Do

I May Have Over Bought

I Should Have Known From the Swarm of Flies That He Was a Complete Shit

I’d Like A Margarita The Size Of This Pool, Please

I’ll Skip The Pedi, Just Pour Some Vodka In My Cucumber Water, Please

I’m High A.F. Word.

If You Don’t Keg Stand For Something, You’ll Fall For Anything.

In Hindsight… Holy Shitsky.

It’s A ‘Stay The Hell Outta My Way’ Kinda Day

It’s Perfect! Something New To Complain About.

Lake Girls Kick Ass

Marco

Menopausal Mona

Mother Was Right, Pearls Go With Everything

My Ass May be Fat But My Pedicure is Perfect

My Idea of the Perfect Swimsuit

My Version Of ‘Back Seat Driving’ Has Nothing To Do With Travel

Of Course It’s Medicinal.

Oh Good – You’re Back

Oh Goody! Let Me Have Two Of Those Weed Brownies

On the Internet I’m 29

Pickled Balls

Ready For A Big Drink?

See, it Says So in Here. Women are Always Right

See, It’s Written In Stone. Men Are All Dogs

Shhhh…. I’m Overthinking

Sure, I Love the Fragrance of Flowers But Nothing Beats the Smell of Old Money

Take as Needed? Yesterday I Took Five

That Reminds Me. We Need to Refill the Flask Before We Go to Your Mother’s

The Only Thing Holding Me Together is Elastic

The Only Thing I Can Open Without A Password Is The Refrigerator

The Perfect Kitchen Is On A Pickleball Court. OPA!

The Tide Wasn’t the Only Thing that Got High

Uh Huh… Tell It To Your Therapist

Wash Your Hands Like You Just Chopped Jalapenos And You Need To Take A Leak

We Could Look That Good… With a Tan, a Tummy Tuck and a Time Machine

Well – I’ve Ignored Their Diets. My Work Here Is Finished

Well, Duh

Well, I’ve Ruined Their Lives. My Work Here is Finished

Where Should We Leave Our Emotional Baggage?

Why Waste Good Manners On Your Family?

Yeah, No. Sorry. I Wish I Could But I’ve Already Taken Off My Pants

You Had Me at ‘Booze’

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